Found this on RobicTheEscapist (https://www.deviantart.com/robictheescapist)'s journal. Thought I'd try it out.
1.)Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I altered this one a bit, because of how this book is laid out. Section 4 of page 18 of the book Nuibi!:The Real Chinese You were Never Taught in School by Eveline Chao states the following:
"傻瓜 shăguā (shah gwah): Dummy, fool. Literally 'silly melon'. An extremely common insult, mostly used affectionately, and in use as early as the Yuan dynasty (1279-1368)."
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My bedroom wall.
3.) What is the last thing you